RT @bluedevi: @hatmandu Yes. You should add “…broken up by bursts of intense pain, to keep things interesting”.

@JustTooBusy 🙂

Is it wrong to write “Wishing you many long, grinding years of happiness” on a wedding card?

@LordGU thanks!

@Rose_Darling they’re bloody small acres!

It would make my day off more special if you lot got on with some work.

@megatonlove damn, rumbled!

Right, just a splash of baby vomit, and I’m done.