@grwatson Damn, I thought no one was watching.
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You’ve been a lovely audience. I’m just glad you’re not watching the ironing.
@miche *drum roll* #cymbals Taxi for @miche!
@LordGU wedding!
@rejecter hm, I fear you’re right
Maybe I should floss my teeth while I’m at it. Actually, maybe I should iron my teeth.
.@_3_ you’re a scholar and a gent as ever #ff
@rejecter does life get any better? (Yes.)
Oh, the irony.
Hm. Ironing board is covered in cat hair. I don’t *remember* ironing the cat.