@grwatson Damn, I thought no one was watching.

You’ve been a lovely audience. I’m just glad you’re not watching the ironing.

@miche *drum roll* #cymbals Taxi for @miche!

@LordGU wedding!

@rejecter hm, I fear you’re right

Maybe I should floss my teeth while I’m at it. Actually, maybe I should iron my teeth.

.@_3_ you’re a scholar and a gent as ever #ff

@rejecter does life get any better? (Yes.)

Oh, the irony.

Hm. Ironing board is covered in cat hair. I don’t *remember* ironing the cat.