@megatonlove it’s odd – we get the ‘premium brand’ ads, but it’s also popularly known as ‘wife beater’

@tangokate 🙂

Ed Wood would, but would Edward Woodward? Not now. Dead wood.

@addedentry one of our neighbours is head of OLIS – maybe I shd nag him for you!

@philipmcginley quiteso

@dozykraut yep!

Blue. Arsed. Fly.

But still the earth turns.

Trying to explain the difference between web and print resolutions, I feel like Galileo: “But it looks OK on screen”=”But the sun is moving”

RT @_3_: Write “Marriage: What joy. What happiness. What bliss.” & instruct them to change the full stops to question marks as appropriate.