@wesayso there was a big spider on the floor earlier: does that count as one? Oh, and I’m watching Dirk Gently – there’s 1 in that #spoilers

@wesayso better to cancel Xmas altogether #scroogerubsbonyhandswithglee

@rejecter time to remove the electrodes, maybe

@j4 Argos maybe unlikely. Anyway, good luck!

@j4 those blue connectors often leak, esp if plastic; try tightening obviously but thread might be dodgy. Robert Dyas shd sell hoses (Argos?

@j4 ah, looks like @htfb has already answered most of this. I *think* you can also get emergency leak sealant (again, DIY store…)

@j4 where are the freezing pipes? Can you lag them? (can get sleeves of foam at DIY stores)

@seamusmccauley link error

It’s got here – watched it creeping nearer on ukmartinamismap.co.uk, and now through the window. #ukmartinamis #uksnow OX7 3/10

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