@terriemcc no one should have to be near Milton Keynes. Bon voyage!

@wesayso @j4 @sillage that was an-ice joke!!!! #wheresmyrifle #itsforthebest #charlburygoneferalanyway

@purserhallard yup, that’s the real price of childcare #sneezes

@sillage @wesayso I know, I know, but empirical observation nevertheless suggests… oh, just fuck off the pair of you

It’s supposed to snow again today, but at -11C outside right now, that ain’t gonna happen for a while.

@vigornian well done! Some way behind you…

@sillage I say ‘need’

@sillage I need one of they

@sillage and our nearest is Brize Norton – a pathetic -7 #illshutupnow

@sillage actually it’s all RAF Benson anyway: -17!