I’ve had to barricade myself in my office against the person outside either shouting or whispering “Hello Daddy!”.

RT @j4: Snow makes people who only use public transport once a year whinge about it more than those who rely on it all year.

@miche maybe it’s a sPENiel!!! Or a labradoodle. Or a blotterhound. Or a fucking genius.

@jpstacey hooray!

@thetearooms a lesson for us all

@thetearooms it’s a pity he stopped doubting

How solipsistically appropriate that @BritishMonarchy is following no one at all.

@vigornian aw. I heard some of I Claud while laying the fabled loft insulation. Happy days, eh?

@htfb indeed so – just what I was doing last week!