@thetearooms IIRC that’s the same Maskelyne who created fake tanks in wartime to confuse Jerry. Or same family, anyway: magician clan

@j4 we’re about half a dozen short too – bottom left of left grid is proving a hard nut

@wesayso it’s good to know fame hasn’t corrupted you 🙂

Big, big thanks to @wesayso.

@seamusmccauley hee!

@seamusmccauley that’s a lot of Christmas presents you’re carrying

@doccosmos good plan. But don’t really want to have to lug all my work stuff. Or spend £££ every day!

OH MY GOD NUCLEAR ARMAGEDDON HAS BEGUN. Oh, sorry, it was Vince Cable blowing his nose. Or Christmas cracker trumpet.

I suppose I should barricade myself against Twitter, too. But it’s cosy in here with 500 of you.