@garethesque and to you!

@garethesque dude! Nice!

A lot of you seem to open your presents very early. You people DISGUST me. Ho ho ho!

Hooray! My son is now hooked on Ivor the Engine. A Merry Postgate Christmas to everyone.

@catevz I don’t know if I find that comforting

I’m curious to know how Father Christmas intends to navigate a 6″ double skinned stainless steel flue pipe and an enclosed wood pellet stove

@robinhouston not *everyone*

@darwin multigrats!

RT @hofflimits: The Pope is always banging on about the rights of the unborn, but you never hear him sticking up for the undead. What a …

Aw, Patrick Troughton in The Two Ronnies.