@j4 about 120 miles from it right now! Will say hello when back

@megatonlove too true. Wife fled and left me biting fingernails on sofa.

@rhodri sir, thou art a Yuletide Arcimboldo

<son>Daddy’s wine’s all gone</son>

@grwatson and to you sir!

@terriemcc Happy Merry and get well soon!

@megatonlove that one (manger) gave me best Tweetmas laugh so far at least! Happy Christmas, Meg x

Options. 1. Church with the world’s most talkative two-year-old. 2. Country walk in the snow. Walk it is.

RT @sillage: The service on Radio 4 is saying that the Stones cried out when Christ was born. I knew they were old, but even so…

RT @rhodri: Let’s take a moment to remember all those less fortunate than ourselves who are currently pissing around on Facebook.