@bridgleaf ta!

Just found out my biggest single source of income is under threat. Happy bloody 2011. Oh well, that’s #publishing I suppose.

@wesayso hm, yes. It goes so well with a 1970s bungalow.

The god of chicken pox has come peck-peck-pecking at our door.

@dgou too damn right! We’ve coaxed it up to 14 so far…

RT @Danatkinson: If you do a Google Image search for the number ‘241543903’, you will find out why the human race is so fantastic.

Returned home to find our house is 9 degrees C indoors. Brrrr!

@purserhallard fantastic! Clearly a key stage of development.

… but this time yesterday, it did. #notanobscuresexualpractice #arealchainofevents

I never thought fate would reduce me to watching Tom & Jerry Meet Sherlock Holmed, while wearing a hoodie, in the dark, in a Travelodge…