That’s all I need: two bloody Christmases. #bah #humbug

The 5yo tells me tomorrow is Cushion Christmas, when people cover themselves in cushions, throw pretend snow and play games with cushions

@duncanparkes now I don’t know if I, a humble Twitterite looking for facile entertainment, should do the same. I guess not.

@mo_holkar ha! Maybe the rulery alone could be slimwised, then? I’m speaking here from a position of startling ignorance! (As usual)

@mo_holkar well, I don’t personally like fiddly rules & lots of bits – maybe abandoning using everything could help? Tho I see why you’d try

@george_ogier I know, just joking – I like the way they did it.

@mo_holkar simplify, simplify

@george_ogier we all feel the same about religion in this house

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