(You can tell from the higher standard.)

Yes, folks, that last tweet was by the two-year-old. (@j4 @Liloolala)

Ffccccxvhkllffggggggfggvvvvvvvvbb vbv. Oppppopppyuyuuuyutyyyy

@DarienGS only in my mouth

Look, I know this is madness, right, but bagels would be a lot more convenient if they /didn’t/ have a hole in the middle.

RT @rhodri: I wrote a thing for today’s Shortlist mag about anxiety, particularly in men, particularly in me. Look, here it is. http://t.co…

The same people who did the *Santa* branding thing also gave this smart talk about the language of pensions quietroom.co.uk/qr/2013/11/07/…

RT @PriestLib: If you’ve not seen it yet: the Santa Brandbook (Santa Claus rebranded by a marketing team): ht.ly/rGVyU *Santa*

@george_ogier @schmeters @Kie77Tweets <saville>You sad man.</saville>

@george_ogier heh! Good old Alice Duxbury