@rickbox totally agree

@george_ogier yes! I expect.

Christmas quiz question for fantasy fans! What was the name of the pregnant pangolin in part 7 of Squelp’s Island?

@dozykraut nope, it’s what one elderly friend of the family sends with his Xmas cards.

@dozykraut you’re a masochist – here’s just half of it…

This year’s Round Robin Bathos Award shortlist includes: “In and around Norwich I bought an excellent garden kneeler…” (There’s more…)

@Kie77Tweets good to meet you too! Turns out the missus (@brighty) was already following you. Twitter: like a smaller version of Charlbury!

@schmeters Tring!

@dozykraut true, though I can see Ikea latching on to Cushion Christmas…

Now the 5yo is talking about a lifeboat that crashed into Tower Bridge in 1966, an event I /think/ he’s invented. Ok, enough parent tweets.