@Suburbman nice – or ‘green manure’ maybe

Is it still legitimate to refer to a patchy collection of moss, clover and dandelions as ‘the lawn’?

It’s dumb – it doesn’t show up in your own timeline. I’ll stick to Tweetie’s much more flexible retweet options, ta.

Just tested the new Twitter retweet thing by needlessly plugging @richardwiseman.

RT @RichardWiseman: Ok. If I get 13,000 followers by the end of today, I post a rare and amazing ‘talking rabbit’ video. Destiny is in y …

@purserhallard lucky bastard

@purplesime good luck!

@vickysita true 🙂

Baby keeps waking at 530am. I’m not a morning person. Compute.