@garethesque I could eat a whole one, but I couldn’t eat a whole one

@OxfordCityGuide ah man, I’m not sure I can make it this time 🙁

@OxfordCityGuide is that the small press fair again? (if so, the last one was brilliant)

@tenaciousN let’s just say, ‘burp’

@dc2fla ha! It’s a trap! You’ll never get me to tweet what I had for lunch! 🙂

Firefox, the longer you take, the more I eat. It’s that simple.

@doccosmos of course – though I doubt the signal stretched to LHR…

@doccosmos what ho from 40-odd miles away

@epiphanytweet that sounds a bit like the plot of Flatland!

@brighty not *everyone*…