Photoshop error. Very lazy cutout on p11 of today’s Guardian. Just saying.

@EmApocalyptic quite so!

@rhodri 🙂 ps I’m worried you’re not getting enough sleep lately

I feel a bit of an arse looking at my Kindle and my iPhone simultaneously on the train. (I’m not actually feeling someone’s arse as well.)

@jpstacey hee!

@jpstacey no. Send me a fax.

@dc2fla no she didn’t. The letter is a 12-year-old hoax!

@DarienGS how quaint! Beep beep!

@DarienGS everyone only has to scan once – easier than faffing about with paper jams, engaged lines, etc