@JFbookman hi – I’m a book designer happy to convert to EPUB/Kindle if you’re happy to include me (www.preparetopublish.com). Thanks!

@Premiership_Kev if you’re still considering the tradesman’s, I reckon Delia’s the bird for you

@jpstacey yup, definitely. ASB is a great book. But oh, the sirens of shorter stories!

The problem with reading a huge book (A Suitable Boy): in the time it takes to read I come across many other things I’d like to read as much

Squat jogs. Four Lions. Good film.

@nicklerb Hi! A Twitter lurker I see! (I’ll do my best to plug Kev here soon when it’s out.)

Now that my shoulder pain has subsided a bit I’m willing to downgrade ‘massively fucked off’ to ‘annoyed and disappointed’.

@ChrisMPaton ‘slightly grumpy’ 🙂

@Premiership_Kev oi Kev – some boffins said this week that women’s tears kill men’s arousal. Guess you can never get it up then

My wife has described me as ‘slightly grumpy’ about a delicate social matter, which is code for ‘massively fucked off’.