I cooked Jamie this evening. I boiled his head and stuffed it with school dinners.

Madam, you are so Mrs Right you’d never escape from the Hanger Lane Gyratory. #valentine

RT @mysociety: We are seeking help seeking female coders: http://bit.ly/gTlV1w All help really appreciated

RT @RichNeville: Put a Valentine card to yourself through a neighbour’s door. When they bring it round, ignore their denials it’s from them.

@misterclak well, those free phone upgrades *can* be exciting

@BitterOldPunk I like it! And interesting – thanks

#unlikelysiblings Chris and Ayers Rock. Sharon and Blarney Stone. Fish and Meatloaf. Bored now.

@jpstacey not *all* of them

@BitterOldPunk I shall try it!

@ChrisMPaton I hope so!!