@griffinkate you know waaay more than him. Trust me on this. No, I don’t know what you know. But you do.

Also, doesn’t seem to have come across CSS. Or heard of PHP. Or know what file permissions are. I get a lot of phone calls. #ffs

A company I work for recently employed a ‘web guy’ to come in once a week. He claimed to know Macs. Doesn’t even know how to restart one.

@Wardotron “Mind how you go,” they’d say. And you’d suppress a “ho de ho”. Not that she’s a ho.

@r4today no. of books published is actually more than 125,000pa

@griffinkate I once went out with a girl called Clarissa Faux-Mansplaining. Lovely lass. Needed help with her grammar, though.

@vigornian they all contain blood (when blood is added)

RT @marmadukegrim: Limited edition Royal Wedding sick bags. Only £3. http://bit.ly/glgZBm

RT @michael_dennis: I can’t think of a better way to start the day than by looking at a photo of Tom Baker AND Eric Morecambe on a bicyc …

@doccosmos I see what you did there