@vigornian heh! I should have said it’s his work name, like Eminem, or Batman.

Today the 3yo said “Is Father Christmas real?” HOW DO YOU ANSWER THAT?

RT @richardf: Google Maps gets cycling directions in UK: sustrans.org.uk/about-sustrans…

@terriemcc Ten hours! Sigh. We just had five! Bloody baby.

Only one episode of Mad Men away from a free bottle of gin from @dariengs… Or maybe episode four *isn’t* a triumph of style over substance

Dear editor of the @guardianweekend magazine: you’re fired. I’m sure next week’s letters page (if you bother with one) will explain.

In honour of his illustrious 1938 predecessor, we must insist on calling our current tennis hero Andy ‘Bunny’ Murray.

@writercharlie hard luck – housebuying always a ‘mare! All good ta. Book group has gradually morphed into ‘pub quiz and gossip group’ rather

@writercharlie how do. How’s things (damp aside)? Are you buying around here or elsewhere?

Man talks to his 12 year old self [Video] zite.to/NqjVjP via @zite