@DarienGS it is something of a classic

@pgl greetings, greetings. I’ve been pretty much Mr Sparse on the Twitmachine myself.

@mkhajdin @chantalmarieb I confess the Amazon reviews thing was shown me by a friend. He thought I’d written one of them. If only!

When W H Auden wrote ‘In praise of limestone’, he clearly hadn’t tried digging a hole in a Cotswold garden.

Parenthood sees laughter and tears in the house every day. And we’re teaching our kids to be emotionally unstable too.

@vigornian More than good. Well done, all. Splendid!

@rickbox we’ll see how the drama unfolds in December!

@LordGU we awkwardly said ‘not really’ then tried to change the subject!