“Only coaches A and B will be platformed…” What fresh language-mangling madness is this, @FGW?

RT @VictorianLondon: “Surveyors and house agents are noted for the breadth and boldness of their descriptions.” 1890. plus ca change.

@jpstacey is “Wandering Chickens good” good enough?

Failed to convince the 3yo that his nipples are called Neville and Susan. #fryandlaurie

RT @addedentry: I love @PeppaPigUK even more than my daughter, but the merchandisers don’t let her jump in puddles! bit.ly/OpTMT1

@jpstacey might have done if we hadn’t been to the last open day, and got stuff to do – Bridewell is fantastic!

Aim for the writer’s neck, more like: “Aim for the chopping block. If you aim for the wood, you will have nothing.” j.mp/RLGrE3

@brighty how about now? #fishing

@george_ogier yes, quite. As you were.

@george_ogier she soon got me out of them, mind. No, not like that. Well. Oh, look, can we stop now?