Apparently @FishNoteOx thinks it’s ok to spam Twitter users in Oxfordshire because “our marketing money ran out”. No, your ideas ran out.

@george_ogier every time we attempt a phrase in any language (not that often…) L declares “You’re doing your French voice”

@sillage not just in the bag, but with nice wrapping paper and an arsing great ribbon

@sillage bloody hell! Yest new 2nd, v close to 1st. 1st surely in the bag today!

@andreagillies hooray! And thanks again for the scores 🙂

@andreagillies oh bugger

@andreagillies in case you’re wondering, your tennis tweets are proving very useful, in our house at least!

@rickbox indeed – hugely sorry neither of us can be there. Maybe next time! Oh, hang on. Have a wonderful time.

@Lisekit not, sadly, on the way to Edinburgh for Mr Box’s festivities

@FGW yes, I know that! I meant “platformed” is not a real word – it’s typical train operator jargon!