To the old gent with the leaf blower down the road: it will all be back in half an hour. You do know that, right?

@megatonlove interesting – thanks M!

Found some more witty reviews on Amazon, purely by chance: amazon.co.uk/Bic-4-Colour-1…

Hm, yeah, good luck with that, Random/Penguin: Amazon’s about 5 years ahead of you.

Yes, rather good: old-style print ads for today’s technology inspirefirst.com/2011/01/31/vin…

@vigornian yes, ta and likewise! And equally interested in @rickbox’s Elementary deductions.

Only in Charlbury (or Paris) could there be a queue for pains au chocolat before 8am.

Mostly pointless, but pretty: (via @TweetSmarter) The one million tweet map bit.ly/Puufx9

Blimey. I’ll let the missus tell you the story when she gets back.