@bridgleaf details, details

RT @griffinkate: Your heiress name? Favourite cake, pet, holiday resort, headmaster. For example, I’d be Victoria “Binky” Basel-Griffin. …

Unfortunately my real name is more ridiculous than my #toryname (Guy Critchmere-Wicks).

@ClareEvans can’t really say no, but it’s annoying! Anyway, do share the link if you post.

@vigornian @lisekit @seamusmccauley @sillage they are Equus genus

@Lisekit @seamusmccauley don’t get @sillage started on zebras… (I say they’re allowed, especially Chapman’s ones)

Season 5, Episode 3 of New Tricks is about DJs who assault young girls. COINCIDENCE, BBC?

After a night where the baby yelled for two whole hours I need something stronger than this:

RT @themiltonjones: Dear all, just to say I will be leaving my job in the genetic department of the RSPB. Sorry for the round robin.

In other news, today’s the day I think I’ve finally cracked a workable model for my new publishing empire. (Historians of failure take note)