I love that scene in [insert disaster movie here] where everyone rushes off to buy bread and milk.

RT @purplesime: Bread and milk you say? That’ll be for the hedgehogs who would normally be hibernating and got caught out by the cold snap.

They say no two breadcrumbs are identical, you know.

Maybe if you mix all that bread and milk you’ve bought together and throw it in the air, it will freeze and settle on your garde. Maybe?

@synx508 yes, 0/10 for both!

Are people pouring milk on their gardens because that way it looks a bit like there’s been more snow? Is that it? IS IT?

Are people building breadmen out of all the bread they’ve bought because there isn’t enough snow? Is that it? Is it?

Just been to Co-op as we’re out of milk. Turns out everyone else has been panic buying the stuff because of tomorrow’s Mayan snowpocalypse

@WstonesOxfordSt but 29% of them?! There’s more to reading than Jilly Cooper!