@j4 @purplesime whoops, yes, good point
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RT @griffinkate: That @hatmandu is a bit of a whiner, isn’t he? He should take a leaf out of my book and bear things more stoically.
Of course, we all know that snow is actually manufactured by the management of Kingsmill.
I might set up a Twitter bot to auto-tweet anyone who writes the word ‘snow’ with helpful advice: ‘Don’t forget to buy lots of bread & milk’
@george_ogier ooh, interesting, keep me posted!
@george_ogier not /really/ 🙂
Still, it /is/ nice to have 23 cups of tea and 57 slices of toast when you’re watching the pretty snow out of the window.
Seriously, though, if we stitch all that bread together into a canopy, we can stop the snow from landing, right?
Heh! I’m going to beat them at their own game! #panicbuyswheatandcows
When tomorrow’s total disaster of a few inches of snow is over, I’m going to put some breadcrumbs in a globe of glass to shake now and then.