@megatonlove @annebillson @rose_darling @purplesime @crocstar I will have to save this for a strong drink later – thanks Meg!

@purserhallard Good luck. When we were in Kidlington I strenuously avoided ‘Saturdads’, with its promise of a bacon roll.

@my_disposition Giaconda? Noa, she wentova owna corda.

@j4 ha, that’s a new one on me

I think my smaller son may be auditioning for I’m a Celebrity… Handed me a woodlouse. Slightly damp. Probably not complete.

Exhibit B: “@doccosmos: @brighty And your searching of your husband’s office is by no means suspicious.”

Exhibit A: @brighty: “Found book in husband’s office, “How to create the perfect wife”. He claims he was sent it ‘to review’. Suspicious.”

@purserhallard @brighty it is of course it is of course it is of course it is of course it is of course it is of course it is of course it

@purserhallard I reckon you’re the first person ever to say that

@terriemcc we’re hoping to finally watch Breaking Bad soon too. Not first thing in the morning though. How’s it going?