@absinthecity ‘as tested by influential blogger Abi Silvester’ – yes, I like that 🙂

@purplesime ha! Sounds like a broke designer winging it…

My invention of the vegetarian sausage and pesto sandwich deserves wider recognition.

@doccosmos this time you’ve gone too far. #releasessafety

@richardf ta, useful info!

@george_ogier thanks – will remember that! This one was A Mistake. Time for more wine. Much more.

Nope, the curry’s pretty poor too. Never again.

@george_ogier @richardf Thai Bangla, Witney. Let’s hope the curry is OK, as it’s officially Worst. Rice. Evar.

Bon appetit, moi.

Hm. A ‘delicious’ solid block of ‘sticky’ rice. In cling film. Not using that takeaway again, then.