Much as I love fireworks, I hate fireworks when they wake the baby every few minutes. If any more go off, I’ll bomb the – oh, hang on.

@griffinkate you’ve probably met Matthew already – Abi has brought him along several times. I’m even hoping to make it myself this time!

@thetearooms it’s all the tea I drink

Any to-do list without either ‘potter round bookshop’, ‘go to pub’ or ‘wander somewhere interesting’ on it is doomed.

My beloved wife, a project manager, is trying to ‘project manage’ me. It’s not going well. (Nor is it a verb.)

@garethesque ah. Um. Yes, it has gone a bit ‘off road’.

@garethesque nice work!