@rocketfuelled I had one at 10am! I’m not sure my teeth can take more…

@janeaustenworld thanks – though it’s not very Jane Austen!

Oh FFS, my hangover’s decided to have kids. It’s a bit late in the day.

A Collection Of Pre-1930 Awkward Family Photos http://qurl.com/4kn2c <- I’m a bit late with this (via @buzzfeed) but it’s hilarious

@absinthecity happy birthday!

@DarienGS it’s a sort of journal, inviting artists and scientists to write on a theme. First one was ice – this one’s elasticity

Splendid. @clueaday might get some new fodder soon: I’ve been commissioned to create a one-off crossword for an arts/science book.

RT @j4: 5 Surprising House Hacks! Useful advice for anybody who’s sick of useful advice: http://bit.ly/3Dx3g8 [video, NSFW]

I’m Photoshopping a pic of Peter Mandelson for a work thing. Now there’s a task rich with potential. (It’s not helping my hangover nausea.)

@jpstacey please don’t shout