@joniconix ditto with email: it can break the internet

@LordGU naturlich!

@serafinowicz I can lip write

@jpstacey yeuch

@f055 (but not for too long) 3. Ice pack 4. Ibuprofen. Good luck, from a long-term sufferer!

@f055 there’s no quick answer. For relief try 1.lying on your back, with knees bent (feet on floor) 2. Hot bath or hot water bottle …

@LordGU there’s plenty of decent beer on the island – as long as one avoids the cat’s piss known as ‘lager’

Man shall not live on anaesthetic alone.

Dear Teeth,
When will you let me eat?
Yours,
Hungry Hat

@addedentry all this is timely: our garden compost bin has recently reached Beyond Total Capacity!