@iamjamesward I bow to your experience. You’re wearing well, too.

@DaveGorman I can’t imagine Leslie Phillips saying ‘oh, hull-ohh’. He’s probably not even heard of Hull.

@DaveGorman I note @purserhallard favours ‘hullo’

@DaveGorman good point. THERE’S TOO MUCH GOING ON ON THE PLATE

RT @_3_: Don’t make me sangria. You wouldn’t like me when I’m sangria.

Oops. A mint hot chocolate really doesn’t go with a tuna melt. What would Gregg Wallace say?

@_3_ #slipsonbananaskinwhilerunningaway

@_3_ au contraire – I like your original premise. Without you, we’d all be silent. Actually, that might be better. Um.

@_3_ Don’t make me up. You wouldn’t like me when I’m up. Or made up. Or in make up.

Balls. A nice little regular design job I have, worth £5K a year, is over… magazine is folding. So it goes.