@DailyInfoOxford 🙂

Hooray! Only 25 days until Christmas is over!

@dozykraut he had an operation on his colon!

BBC Radio 4’s The Complete Smiley by John Le Carré: starting with Colon Bracket.

Tonight the baby got ‘Four Little Ducks’ in the style of Bob Dylan, plus my Buddy Holly routine, at bathtime. Lucky, lucky little sod.

@OxfordCityGuide welcome to Britain – our weather is cold and wet, but our wit is dry and our beer is warm (ps congratulations!)

@garethesque but worse than being phoned while having a dump on the train?

@wesayso can you have a bath on the inside? (Drink 10 gallons of hot water?)

@Rose_Darling ha! Er, no, alas. 🙂

(Though I’d love to have something that forces people to write email in <140 chars, without them needing to be on Twitter…)