@robinhouston I never trust a man who sounds like a brand of Scandinavian bleach

@vigornian I can kill a man with a carefully aimed yule log, you know

@_Cantus_ 🙂

@_Cantus_ sigh, if only

@LordGU thanks 🙂

@griffinkate 🙂 apparently I could get ‘glamour work’ which, like, pays really well

Pitching for a new magazine design. Had to pay £60 for the lead, so let’s hope it’s the sprat that catches the mackerel.

@dozykraut that’s true – we folk in the middle can never win

RT @SamirBharadwaj: @hatmandu They’re used to inflated estimates and over-optimistic projections. I’m sure in their mind that logo is 10 …

@slominski I’m often told we look alike