There’s a lot of weird spammy shit happening with Twitter this week. But you know this already.

Meanwhile: the baby uses the word ‘more’ universally to mean ‘do that for me’. NOW.

It makes me realise how lucky I am.

A poignant letter from an old friend, unseen for 7 years, arrives. It tells of hard times, and contains a moment of unintentional hilarity.

@LordGU my copy of the Mona Lisa would certainly make you laugh

@LordGU fair comment 🙂

Last night two different tweeters (one a spammer, I think) passed off my jokes as their own. I wouldn’t mind if I’d written better jokes.

@rejecter I’m told imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. By plagiarists. @athinker

@_3_ I was worried that sounded like innuendo, when it wasn’t. Oops!

@_3_ I’m running a bit dry now!