I’ve just grated knuckle blood into the parmesan. It must be a metaphor for something.

@jpstacey omnomnom. I’ll probably enjoy myself at some point, really

@DarienGS dude! Congratulations! C’est un coup.

@Suburbman thanks!

@twitter_tips What gets you followers? 50000 Twitter accounts analysed. Third and final part (tweet content): http://qurl.com/1yjm4

What gets you followers? 50000 Twitter accounts analysed. Third and final part (tweet content): http://qurl.com/1yjm4

@duncanparkes me too!

#twittersnowballfight @joniconix @thropplenoggin @wesayso @lordgu @megatonlove (replace names, pass it on) /via @OxfordCityGuide

@OxfordCityGuide *ducks* will do! 🙂

@_Cantus_ that’s the first thing to cheer me up all day 🙂