Like a cow on a drum, like a drunk in a midnight scrum… #cowonadrum

@DarienGS Ok, there’s every need to have a cow – nice work

@jpstacey no, nor ever. Face the…

@jpstacey surely ‘none’?

@joniconix I’ll be ready 🙂

RT @DarienGS: And anyway, | For all the things you’ve done, | Tell me, why is a cow on a drum?

@DarienGS I’m glad this is reaching a wider audience

RT @DarienGS: For those of us who work in print publishing, this rings unnervingly true: http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/La …

@jpstacey that’s exactly the extent of the lyrics I have too. Repeat ad nauseam!

Better times. Have just sung ‘cow on a drum’ (to the baby, I mean) to the tune of ‘Since you’ve been gone’. He’d put a cow on his drum, see.