@j4 🙂

@dozykraut I fear you’re asking the wrong people

My mobile is broken. Should I get an iPhone, or a life?

#uksnow OX5 1/10

@rhodri you’re missing a Photoshopped image and the words “is rumoured to feature”

Yeah, what an amazing idea http://qurl.com/7sh36

@RichardWiseman The first sentence of this book contains exactly fifty-eight letters. #firstsentence

By the way: #piginatin Sequels are never as good, eh?

@DarienGS nah, it was Gummo #yesyesiknow

I spent yesterday evening with a man unable to come to terms with his own obscurity. And I don’t just mean myself.