Thinking about it / I’ve come to the conclusion / *All* haiku are dull. #dullhaiku

2 x 2 is 4 / 4 x 4 equals 16 / I could continue. #dullhaiku

I’ve had an idea! / Let’s get writing #dullhaiku! / Oh, hang on a mo…

Today’s crucial task: / Gather all my paperwork / For my tax return. #dullhaiku

Look, look over there! / Oh never mind, it’s gone now. / It was just a cat. #dullhaiku

RT @DanRebellato: I need to purchase / Some A4 printer paper / Because I’ve run out. #dullhaiku

After going out / I thought I’d left the gas on / But I wasn’t sure #dullhaiku

Check out the inspired (uninspired) #dullhaiku thread.

@garethesque #dullhaiku: genius idea!