A 40Mb hard drive, and you can boot off a floppy. Happy days.

@geektreasure a lot more than the Mac’s worth!

@megatonlove luckily I don’t actually want tofu to taste of chicken!

.@geektreasure free! (Acquirer collects or pays postage, mind.)

@wesayso tch. Wives.

In other news, does anyone want an original, working Mac Classic? It’s even in its original box.

@SenorMarkos the wife, who’s very protective, as you can tell!

She: “Stop reading my tweets.” Me: “They’re public!” She: “They’re my tweets, in my stream.” (They’re *your* tweets, writers!)

.@hatmandu we’re still in the “make tofu taste like chicken” phase of e readers /via @nrose

I deduce that the Co-op’s “Colleague announcement: Code 2” means “I’m dying on my arse here, NEED BACKUP!”