@DarienGS is it mint flavoured?

@DarienGS it’s a bit early/late for pizza

@doccosmos nobody’s imagination is *that* good

@sillage actually, there was a payment cockup so I ain’t got it yet – but plan is Tesco

@OxfordCityGuide search completed listings at eBay (going rate is about 70 quid I think)

@michael_dennis Tumbleweed Parsons should be boiled in his own chin oil.

I had a pointless argument with an estate agent this week about a counterfactual universe. Goodnight.

@OxfordCityGuide 🙂 It’s surprising I don’t have one already. I already live mainly in my iPod touch anyway…

.@LordGU carrying the Mac Classic in my pocket was getting through a lot of pairs of trousers

Oh balls, I’ve just bought an iPhone. #careless