@wesayso that’s certainly a realistic outcome

@dozykraut that’s a comfort

When my iPhone arrives tomorrow, I’ll never have to work again and there’ll be world peace and no more climate change. Is that right?

@rejecter at my age, my eyesight isn’t too good – you all blur into one

@middleclassgirl @rejecter I bow to you both. I find it’s the best stance with women.

@rejecter I’ll move anywhere for someone calling me ‘young’

@middleclassgirl this hemisphere ain’t big enough for the both of us

@bykimbo 🙂

@EmApocalyptic so true 🙂

Dear son: it would be a lot easier to crawl up the stairs if you weren’t carrying a saucepan. Yours, Daddy.