Baby can now say any word as long as it has one syllable, begins with ‘b’ or ‘d’ and ends with a vowel. Just like me after a heavy night out

@OxfordCityGuide everyone loves yellow and pink 🙂

@htfb delighted to be of service!

Wife and I are afflicted with toast munchies. Haven’t even taken any drugs.

@OxfordCityGuide likewise! Hopefully will be less braindead another time! Hope the dogs sleep long and quiet

It also turns out that after a night with 4 hours’ sleep, I’m not the life and soul of a launch party. Must head bedward.

Turns out that Bill Heine (you know, roof, shark, hair, teeth, radio) has let his famous house to students… rich ones with a chauffeur!

@jpstacey my memory’s vague but I think I installed it myself (not my memory)

@OxfordCityGuide … and I’m still stuck on the bus…

@bykimbo it’ll probably be the next hot investment tip in Saturday’s Guardian