@wesayso just too late for a commission!

It’s gonna be one of those weeks when you find yourself trawling iStockphoto.com for a picture of a dog turd.

‘Citric idiot.’ Genius.

@robinhouston present from an aunt; the ones I didn’t show are recognisable but terribly drawn (like helicopter in this batch)

@ZenThing I genuinely have no idea!

@dozykraut catchy!

We appear to have baffling children’s bricks made by the author of the Voynich manuscript: http://twitpic.com/15ln1u

Tonight’s listings: 730 MasterChef 800 Mastermind 900 Mastercrafts. Masterful, BBC.

@LordGU you’re kind (as always. Well, mostly 🙂 )

@zevans23 I never said that. It’s a lie. Deny everything.