@thropplenoggin ah, OX4 is a glamorous world away from my humble OX5 (but am moving soonish to bucolic OX7)

Who says I never get out? I’m proofreading a book in a cafe a whole 200 yards from home.

Just read article by @jamieandrews in Clean Slate.

@htfb answer: draisine

A problem with being a two-fingered typist, I have just learnt, is that when you accidentally slice part of one of them off with a knife…

Am surprised to learn only a third of the UK rail network is electrified.

My ill wife is swearing loudly.

@wesayso damn you – that’s hilarious

@dgou v true – I don’t have an answer for that!

@DarienGS noted!