@tellingtales hey, I’m reading Iain Sinclair’s book about Hackney (he’s on a 242 bus) even as you tweet

Twitter is a practical demonstration of a Zeno paradox. By the time you’ve read the timeline, there are more tweets. And so on.

@wesayso yikes, “the internet police”? P70d5.

To be honest, I choose not to recognise *any* UK laws until I’m caught.

Hey, http://whatdebill.org is also somewhat ironically a great way for spammers to harvest Twitter account names.

@Alissajrobinson grr, didn’t realise was so soon! Only got CS4 a few weeks ago!

The feature is about time-saving in genealogy – odd, given how much time I’m wasting instead of knuckling down to write it.

Currently writing half a feature, with @chrismpaton doing the other half. Let’s hope the halves match up.

Well, readers, *your* MP is probably crap, but I’m impressed by the responsiveness of *mine*.

I scored 3/10 in MoneySavingExpert’s election quiz about where the govt spends your cash. http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/quiz/election/