At least the nation is united on how shit Alastair Stewart is.

Cameron’s having a pop at the senior Womble.

RT @DrSamuelJohnson: A bold Gambit as Mister CAMERON does propose War ‘gainst the Chinaman #leadersdebate

@LucyMangan Stewart could play The Penguin in a village hall Batman production.

Surely one Brigadier for every Doctor.

@jimmysixbellies nice!

Cameron just said ‘6 6 6’!

@sillage I’ll type as fast I can

RT @podnosh: RT @paulbradshaw: Genius. RT @carlmartin: An exclusive look at David Camerons notes – http://tweetphoto.com/18558284 – #lea …

@cittiecait quango = quasi-non-governmental organisation. Er, if that helps!