@megatonlove consider yourself well-appointed, madam!

I’ve decided to form a minority government.

@j4 morning!

Under the First Past Sainsbury’s Roundabout system, this bus has almost romped home to a majority of one. Goodnight all.

The last bus home seems oddly empty without David Dimbleby’s mantis face.

@DarienGS it’s gonna be a lovely daaaaaaaaaaaaay #billwithers

Today’s practice election has gone ‘quite well’, say reports.

@serafinowicz CGI-trick idiot

@zevans23 as long as you’re willing to slip something in the jar #oohmatron

I think Arnie misunderstood when people said talk to Camera One. #backoffarnie