Cheferendum. Trevorendum. Clegg-o-Random (TM).

Of course, we’d need a rival Jefferendum.

Rather than troubling *everyone* with electoral reform decisions, let’s hold a Geofferendum, just asking people called Geoff.

I wonder if there’ll now be a series of suspicious deaths among LibDem MPs, followed by by-elections. #gascoignedascoigne

RT @wesayso: @hatmandu I’ve always wondered why anyone would want to be PM too. The election is basically – Who’s your favourite psychopath.

@wesayso you said the ‘s’ word. I may explode.

Why the hell does anyone want to be Prime Minister anyway? It looks a wretched job. #anidlerwrites

Talks are going badly. Not your silly government stuff, I mean our house purchase. #depressed

@OxfordCityGuide KFC bucket, then, huh?

@Rutherfordium you can have a coalition for fun